New Seagate Disaster

So my mom brought me a valuable Seagate External Harddrive for Christmas (yes, we are one of those “Christmas Tree” families!) And it worked for about a week after Christmas.       …..Until, when I accidentally unplugged the drive from my MacMini’s external usb 2.0 hub (which is even weirder, because it has blue lights that never fuckin turn off!!!!) Anyway, so the drive’s lead-in became so corrupted that no computer – not even at the Mac Store in Towson – could read it. All of my files were on there! I felt like…..I don’t know what I felt like, but anyway, so I’m trying to figure out why Seagate would charge me $250 for a 400GB drive that breaks when you unplug the usb cable!!!! Is it really that delicate?

Censorship in Schools

  Image found from http://www.serendipity.li

CENSORSHIT 

I prefer to use the word “Censorshit,” as that’s pretty much all that it boils down to. They’ve gone way too far. I’m just sick and tired of being prevented from getting to a particular site, whether it’s a random artist’s work I’m trying to look for, or getting to my DeviantArt account. I was banned from getting to an artists’ site because he had a nude drawing entitled, “Slut Drawing” (or it could have been “Slut Painting”) in his portfolio. Nevertheless, I mean PLEASE! Does no one see the disappointment in that? Even most of my teachers have been enraged by this obsessive censorshitting. I was stopped by Websense from getting to a particular artist’s website because he had a nude figure drawing on his site. I mean, come on! I have taken a live model class before – I have had a set of boobs and an ass in front of my face before, and to me it’s really not that weird of a feeling.

The general point I’m making is directed right at these Public School officials who think they know better. They obviously don’t. My point is that as much as they ban our favorite sites, kids will always in their rebellious nature find proxies. These proxies come and go as they are discovered 1) first by kids, and then 2) secondly by the weird men who sit around in some hot dark office off in Western Maryland drinking their coffee and doing nothing but watching us surf. In general, Public School officials should make up their minds: 1) ban the internet alltogether, or 2) let us use the internet with no resrictions. If they place restrictions, we still get around them via proxies. Either they give up this war, or we keep fighting until someone wins. All I’m saying is: No more Censorshitting.

Wow!

PICTURES I CANNOT BELIEVE!!!!

I can’t believe I just found this! It’s a picture of Maggie Siegel-Berrele and me in TENTH GRADE!!!! Wow, I feel old!

Here’s me playing guitar on Halloween, 2004:

And this one is an old pic of Julia, my sister, and me playing in the snow years ago.

Me and Julia again……..Can you say, “Ambient Occlusion?!”

These were the Miss America Models of (I think) 2004, in which Miss California is lookin mighty fine! I was with my dad I think, and he just pulled me over there and was like let’s get a few pictures, so we did, and it was great, and I was so excited that I saw these fine lookin ladies!

Here’s me looking at a plate of cookies – a still frame from a movie I made in Sophomore year. A lust-filled gaze brings the whole composition together.

Colin Reynolds with flame finger. He used Photoshop, I believe.

Me and my first girlfriend EVER, Jenny Nix. She used to love to ice skate. She was a sweetie. Too bad she gave me the nix.

My family and I went to England in 2003 (I believe) and took some amazing shots:

WHERE’S THE FLAMMIN SITE?!?!

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